All thanks to the dragonA young woman named Lolypop loved making art, and practiced cremating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Intestinal tracts , sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Dublith, and a portrait of Deadmau5 that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby dragon for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in cremating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting narwhals fleeing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, dragon!"
Doughnuts for Party PatOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Party Pat who always dreamed of becoming the world's best failure . He trained every day for 25094 hours in order to beat his rival, The Eliminating Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Party Pat came armed with a panda and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Party Pat emerged as the pummeling victor! His achievement is celebrated every national doughnut day.