Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Party Pat who always dreamed of becoming the world's best failure . He trained every day for 25094 hours in order to beat his rival, The Eliminating Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Party Pat came armed with a panda and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Party Pat emerged as the pummeling victor! His achievement is celebrated every national doughnut day.